The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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