Where did you get a picture of my penis
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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