she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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