nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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