Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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