Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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