Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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