i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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