For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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