goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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