5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend