One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?