As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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