there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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