Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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