white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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