Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Michael Bay diarrhea
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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