IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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