Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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Boobs speak an international language.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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