I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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