I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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