Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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