i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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