The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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