are you so shy because you have an std?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Blood and glitter go together right?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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