Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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