then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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