was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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