I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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