Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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