Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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