this beer tastes like vomit already
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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