Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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