So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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