How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My vagina just clenched in fear
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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