when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You don't make any sense
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