That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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