in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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