I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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