that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My dick has a subreddit
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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