I'm jealous of your bromance
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
babies were throwing up all over the place
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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