I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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