Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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