I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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