so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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