So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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