piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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