your thong is hanging out like whoa
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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