Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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