I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?