just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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