He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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