Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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