I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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