dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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