Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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